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THE NUDIST COLONY A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his
>first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A
>gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.
>The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call
>for me?"
>The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"
>She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if
>you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him
>to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him
>to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
>Later, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the
>sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
>Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him,
>"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
>"No, what do you mean?" asks the newcomer.
>"It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge
>man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with
>him.
>The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the
>smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she asks.
>The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and
>you can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
>haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
>The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection
>once a month. I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here!
i love that joke!
i've hard it loads of times but always a classic